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Joke of the Day
"My idea of flirting is giving a girl 1 of my 10 tacos."
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"I accidentally dropped my phone from a 20-story building. It's a good thing I had it on Flight Mode."
"My new puppy is an excellent blacksmith... ...every time I yell he makes a bolt for the door!"
"Don't cut out part of your day to throw out clocks! It's a waste of time!"
"What is the shortest street in the universe? Planckstrasse"
"If you lend someone $20 and never see them again, it was probably worth it."
"And the award for worst sentence I've ever read, ""Kid Rock apologized for smoking a cigar at a non-smoking Travis Tritt concert in Detroit."""
"An old couple were in church the other morning and the old lady said to the old man ""I've just broken wind silently, what will I do?"" He said, ""First thing is get new batteries for your hearing aid""."
"How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$? He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay."
"At this point the only thing Lady Gaga could do that would shock me is to come out on stage wearing a sensible pantsuit from Talbots."