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Joke of the Day

"How stupid of the elevator manufacturers they have buttons for the floor I am already on *I will show myself out now"

"I don't get scatological humor. That shit isn't funny to me."

"If you need help staying awake, subtract sheep in your head."

"Why did the demon get arrested? Posession"

"Why are there no casinos in China? Because the Chinese don't like Tibet..."

"Why did the turkey cross the road ? To prove he wasn't chicken"

"I'll never forget the first time I had sex That's because I kept the receipt!"

"when someone near me yawns i can't help but match the yawn with a visually similar scream"

"Did you hear about that brilliant Irish investor? His money just keeps Dublin"

"Life stops when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing, love ends when you stop caring, friendship ends when you stop sharing."