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Joke of the Day

"On one hand, your leaving a wadded up Kotex on the bathroom floor is a great appetite suppressant. On the other hand, that's fucking gross."

"My favorite part of The Lion King is the part where Nicki Minaj held up baby Simba."

"""Wanna hear a chemistry joke?"" ""Na, man, I'm good."" ""Wow, you didn't have to get salty over it."" (Chemically inaccurate but who cares, right?)"

"Oscar Pistorious wanted to get his bathroom door replaced But his wife was dead against it"

"How do you know you are at a gay picnic? The hotdogs taste like shit"

"You should be my grillfriend. Not a typo, girl. You're hot enough to cook meat on."

"Superheroes come from broken homes & inattentive parents. Parents, stop hugging your kids. We need a Batman."

"So a depressed horse walks into a bar.. Bartender says, ""Why the long face?"""

"I got a new car for my wife! It was a great trade!"

"Marriage Law ! If you marry one girl, She will fight with you ! If you marry more, They will fight for you !"