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Joke of the Day
"Why was the computer tired when it got home? It had a hard drive."
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"They say that ignorance is bliss But I'm just as happy not knowing!"
"What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican? Tequila Mockingbird."
"What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted :)"
"Obama calls Putin and asks abut his Thanksgiving. Putin: Turkey is about to be cooked."
"what do you call a sleeping dinosaur? do you think he saurus"
"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''"
"What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute the rooster says cockadoodledoo a prostitute says anycockwilldo"
"Answer: ""On Wisconsin"" Question: ""Where will Duke be spending much of tonight dunking?"""
"What's the oldest age that a boy can have a circumcision? I just want to know the cutoff date."