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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale."

"The US is waking up to news of Brexit 'Vote Leave' win... Bill Clinton leads 'BJ for Prime Minister' calls."

"What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man? The PGA Tour."

"Scotland's Independence David Cameron has said Scotland could become a third world country if they become independent. I'm not sure if things will improve to that degree, but you never know"

"What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common? No ballroom."

"Why are toblerones triangular prisms To fit in the box"

"ALBUS: It's a Time-Turner! We can travel back in time and change ANYTHING. SNAPE: That's amazing. We can save- ALBUS: Nah, gave it to a kid."

"Boss: Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact? Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me."

"Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico? He couldn't find three wise men or a virgin."

"What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common? We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed."