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Joke of the Day

"The US is waking up to news of Brexit 'Vote Leave' win... Bill Clinton leads 'BJ for Prime Minister' calls."

"What did the toilet say to the pee? urine"

"How did Jesus pay for our sins? Pray-Pal"

"So I went to a fortune teller and asked if I was going to get any action that night. She told me she didn't deal in self fulfilling prophecies."

"What is it? What's black and blue and doesn't like sex? The fat kid in my trunk."

"I've got a chicken proof lawn It's impeccable"

"Why is everyone investing in Ireland? ... because the capital is always Dublin!"

"Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ? Gary: Well let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'd probably say 'oink oink '!"

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say Helllllooo from the other siiiiide. My daughter came home from school with that one."

"What do you call the celebration that comes the day after Ramadan? Rama-done"