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Joke of the Day
"I don't drink anymore ...or any less, still too much."
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"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. -Me with beer, me without beer"
"WATSON: do you even have a proper education? SHERLOCK: Elementary, my dear Watson WATSON: but, like, beyond that SHERLOCK: nah"
"This is incredible. My iPhone's battery has made it 3 hours without needing to be charg"
"Three elephants jump off a cliff, two land on the beach, one in the ocean... ba-dum tshh"
"A police body camera is like Pokemon GO for catching criminals Mostly because it never seems to work properly"
"Guy paying for condoms at Walgreens got asked if he needed a bag He said back to cashier, ""Nah, her face ain't that bad."""
"A 'short' Joke About Midgets Why do midgets laugh while running? Because the grass tickles their balls."