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Joke of the Day
"I don't drink anymore ...or any less, still too much."
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"What do chemists make guacamole out of? Avogadros"
"I'm an optimistic pessimist... I see the glass as half empty, but there are free refills"
"Our grandchildren in 2060 ""Grandma, why did you look like a dog when you were a teen?"" I really hate that filter."
"How many Jews can you fit in a vw? 55. 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 50 in the ashtray"
"A grasshopper walks into a bar . . . A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender: Ya know, we have a drink named after you! Grasshopper: You have a drink named Steve?"
"I went to Prague recently... I had a really good time. You should Czech it out."
"What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music? Are & Be"
"We're all born with scars. from the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, we all share that same mark... Bellybuttons."
"Guy: I don't deserve you. Girl: Awwwww...you're so sweet... Guy: I don't mean that in a good way."