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Joke of the Day

"Three elephants jump off a cliff, two land on the beach, one in the ocean... ba-dum tshh"

"Did you guys hear about the blind man who got hit in the head by a football? He never saw it coming."

"I opened my water and electric bills simultaneously... Needless to say, I was shocked."

"How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy who's pushing it."

"Why did the goal post get angry? Because the bar was rattled!"

"You know it's not believable when six people rob a bank in a movie if you've ever tried to organize a dinner for six people."

"I was asked to name my top 10 most favorite books. I don't have 10 so I just started naming insects."

"Did you hear about the giant that threw up? It's all over town."

"How can you know a girl is from Japan? Her pussy is blurry."

"A boy calls 911 Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911 Operator: What's your emergency? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911 Operator: So what's the problem? Boy: The ugly one is winning."