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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back? A mummy bear"
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"Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes? The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
"Hahaha you're killing me. ~Me to this cigarette."
"Why is reddit bad grammar? Because you can't read a dit."
"One from my 7yo God daughter: why can't Elsa hold on to her balloon? Because she keeps letting it go!"
"What did one tonsil say to the other? Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night."
"Old Testament: Death, plagues, vengeance New Testament: Forgiveness, love, wants you to call home Having a kid really mellowed God out."
"i'm really good at practicing how to pronounce something on a fancy menu for 10 minutes, then cracking under pressure and saying ""that one."""
"Why is Klezmer music so addictive? Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!"
"*pulls away from kissing my girlfriend's twin* TWIN: she'll never find out about us ME: thanks dude you're a trustworthy guy"