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Joke of the Day

"One from my 7yo God daughter: why can't Elsa hold on to her balloon? Because she keeps letting it go!"

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?"

"Why is sex like snow? Because you never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.."

"My night was going great until a neighbor flew their drone over my property. So I grabbed my shotgun and yelled, ""Pull!"""

"What is faster Hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold."

"What's a cats favorite color? Puuuuurple."

"Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push."

"Just back from the zoo. Saw a slice of toast lying in one of the enclosures. It was bread in captivity."

"Real redneck woman. How do you know you're with a real redneck woman? She can put in a dip know what to spit and what to swallow."

"I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos. I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos."