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Joke of the Day
"Pete and Repete are in a boat and Pete falls out. Who's left?"
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"How do you put out a maxipad fire? You tampon it."
"[first date] HER: I really like you ME: I like you too HER: So did you bring protection? ME: *gesturing to my bodyguard* Yeah, this is Tony"
"What did the fat math teacher say after a large Thanksgiving dinner? (-1)/8! Edit: I clearly don't know how to math."
"What do you call a horny man ghost hunting? A **boo**ty call."
"Why did the sperm cross the road..? I accidentally put on the wrong sock today...."
"My current diet all ends with an S. Pizzas. Hamburgers. Tacos. Nachos. Everything that's in sights."
"So two cannibals are eating dinner... The first turns to the second man and says ""Wow, your wife sure does make a great roast!"" The second replied ""I know, I'm really gonna miss her."""
"In a Catholic boarding school, how do you know when to go to bed? The big hand touches the little hand."
"The professor gave me a C on my Latin exam... Aced it!"