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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a government consisted of burglars? A thiefdom."

"Why did the suicide bomber explode on the train? To get to the other side."

"Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage."

"I need a bed that pops me out like a toaster."

"Why did the chick disappoint his mother? Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be."

"Damn boy are you a banker? Because I really just want you to leave me a loan."

"What do you say to a masochistic necrophiliac going through a beastiality phase? Stop beating a dead horse!"

"I probably shouldn't have done ecstasy before work but oh my god the HR lady feels sooooo nice"

"I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change!"

"There is a guy who lives in my town that holds the record for the most concussions by a human. He actually lives right near me, only a stone's throw away."