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Joke of the Day
"What were ACDC called when they were kids? ABCD"
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"My new year's resolution... 2K, and 16 extra pixels."
"I was playing snooker with Jacqueline. I looked at her and said, ""Where's your cue?"" She said, ""It's after the C."""
"I got you a paracetamol, I said ""I got you a paracetamol"", I said. ""But I don't have a headache"", she replied. ""Good, then let's fuck""."
"i'm the human version of samwise gamgee, can't destroy the ring but make sure it gets home so someone else can"
"If you're having luftballon problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 luftballons and whatever whatever I don't speak German"
"I think I'm gonna shave my legs so that there's less wind resistance when I run to the fridge for a beer."
"What's the difference between a wife and a dog? The later you get home, the happier one is to see you"
"When is the best time to have diarrhea? During scrabble. Because it's worth a shitload of points. - Zach Galifianakis"
"If you can read this please let me know because it means I blocked the wrong person."