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Joke of the Day

"A disciple asked, ""Master, is it okay for a monk to use emails?"" ""Yes, son,"" the guru quipped, ""as long as there are no attachments."""

"I set my Tinder to Flint, Michigan. Its been fun! The chicks are so thirsty."

"What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band? KGBGs"

"Winners don't do drugs... It chaffs the willy."

"I once went out with a girl who worked with bees My friends said she was a keeper"

"My wife made me into millionaire. I was a multi-millionaire before we met."

"Scissors [to Rock]: So you beat me & I beat Paper but how does Paper beat you? [cut to Paper meeting a hitman] Make it look like an accident"

"A kitchen joke. Why was the cutting board? The knife was really dull"

"I'm writing a book about futurology. It's coming soon."

"I had sex with a woman on top of a keyboard I made her qwert"