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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist? Elrond Hubbard!"

"A man sees a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down a jail from a rope... ...he looks at him for a second, and says,""Well, that's a little condescending."""

"Here's the joke: I'm bad at insinuating. A*hem*, I **said** I'm bad at insinuating!"

"Did you hear about the brain implant that can fix stupid? It's called a bullet."

"Why do politians hate the term ""mudslinging""? They don't want to get their hands dirty."

"What are the two problems Donald Trump is currently being treated for ? 1) Electile Dysfunction and 2) Premature Congratulations."

"I'm Starting a Fundraiser to Help Restore Sight to Seniors with Degenerative Eye Problems. Please Upvote for visibility."

"I had a normal childhood My mom only jerked me off once when I broke my arm, no more than that!"

"So I had some Oasis soup today... Got a roll with it!"

"Why can't Australians play chess? They keep saying check, mate."