2057

Joke of the Day

"Volkswagen How many Jews Can you fit in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 6 million in the ashtray"

"Where does Russia get its water from? De-stalinization plants"

"What happens when redditors die? RIP in box"

"My wife cooked ribs last night. I accidentally dropped one on the floor, but still picked it up and took a bite. She yelled, ""that's disgusting!"" I replied, ""well, you're the one that cooked it!"""

"My new girlfriend asked me how I felt about kids. With my hands was apparently not the right answer."

"Why is a cow that he jumps? Because he higher and higher. ^(I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)"

"What is a parrot? A wordy birdy!"

"I often worry about the safety of my children, especially the one that is rolling their eyes at me & talking back right now."

"how do you know when a prescription is being written for bulimia? when the directions for use say take one pill twice a day"

"What are Donald Trumps least favorite food? Mexican jumping beans"