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Joke of the Day
"Q: Did you hear about the fly that flew through a screen door? A: He strained himself."
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"Just made up this joke: So I wrote some fan fiction, it blows."
"How can you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? you clean your d*ck with the curtains"
"I like my beer the way I like my violence. Domestic."
"Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation? A. I mist you."
"I wish I was in a gang so I knew what do to with my hands in pictures."
"Dogs are just vacuums that want to be rewarded"
"Whats more bruised than an old apple? My asshole after a night with Caitlyn Jenner"
"Did you hear about... ...the new WSPA building downtown? The offices are so small, you couldn't swing a cat in there!"
"What's the difference between Bud Light and piss? The vortex bottle"