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Joke of the Day
"You've got to really be careful when ingesting shoes... cause they're usually laced"
Next Joke
"I've recently admitted to being a masochist. The realization has been painful, but I like it."
"Now you can handle those nasty cuts from the comfort of your home... ... with ""Suture Self""."
"After much debate comparing early black communities to modern during all these officer related shootings They have decided water hoses weren't so bad"
"What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course? A hole in Juan"
"How do you know you're at a redneck wedding? Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church"
"how is an antivirus similar to porn? You don't have to pay for it."
"I'm American, and I'm fed up of people saying that America is the stupidest country in the world. Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world"
"A man saw a jar at a store's check-out counter that read ""Donate $1 for children"". ""That's a good deal!"" he thought."
"""i'm positive i can find a wrong way to eat a Reese's"" i say as i begin drilling a hole directly into my stomach"