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Joke of the Day
"Dark humor is like a child with cancer... It never gets old"
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"I got a papercut writing my suicide note. It's a start. -Steven Wright"
"I think my nephew finally figured out that there's no chameleon in this cage & that his Xmas present is a cage."
"This guy just scrolls through his Facebook page... And then he notices that ""Steve (Minecraft) has blocked you."""
"Notice you don't hear about,""Kony"" anymore? Glad everyone cared for like, five minutes."
"Did you hear about the geometry teacher who tried to take a selfie? It was a protracted process but eventually he found the right angle."
"what do you call a cow with two legs? Lean meat!!"
"I wanna start a muslim tinder called a-salama-like'em or a-salama-hate'em"
"Ever since the news came out about Samsung.... Their phones have been blowing up."
"Did you hear about the guy that ran into a window? He was in a lot of pane."