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Joke of the Day
"I know a good joke about hipsters. You've probably never heard it."
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"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack."
"I like my sex the way I like my tweets. Forced and meaningless."
"You're mother is so stupid... ... She threw water on the computer to put out a flame war!"
"What did Drake say when he got out of the elevator?"
"What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree? ""I freed the what?"""
"Monsters won't stop chasing me. I don't wanna play today dammit!"