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Joke of the Day
"What did the chronic masturbator say to his ex-girlfriend? I'm nuttin' without you."
Next Joke
"Ive been eating eggs thinking they came from a egg plant. Im going to be sick, now that I know where they really come from."
"Name your kid Basil and see what happens. BEST case scenario he spends hours a day updating Wikipedia."
"Why do many people call my penis the 'Big Mac'? Because it doesn't look as good or as big as it did in the adverts. :("
"Today my friend got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes"
"Guess what? Chicken Butt."
"Teacher: All Idiots Stand Up A boy stand up Teacher: so are you an idiot ? Boy: No I can't bear you standing alone madam..."
"Why should you never bring a fat person to see a dramatic movie? They will ruin the suspension."
"What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels."
"Airbags are srs business ....anyone?"