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Joke of the Day
"Why should you never bring a fat person to see a dramatic movie? They will ruin the suspension."
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"A soprano and a violinist fall off a cliff at the same time. Who does first? Who dies first? No one cares. :/"
"What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother? virgin"
"What did Euler find in his toilet? A natural log"
"My girlfriend just texted me, her dragon name was ""Vaerjuam"". I was like "" Hey Vaerjuam. I'm dad."""
"My son asked me to stop singing oasis songs in public... I said maybe."
"In the car and passed by a cop and my 12 year old says ""everyone be cool! Act normal!""nnnExpecting that Father of the Year award any day now"
"Never Never Never tell someone you are patient. They will test you..."
"My dick is like an airplane MH17"
"The N word. What do you call a bus full of niggers under the ocean with 1 empty seat ? A crying shame"