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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when whales form a band. An Orcastra."

"Boy, are you a yellow sports car because I am embarrassed to be seen with you but I am very pleased with your performance."

"HR: Did you tell Brenda she was stupid? Me: Oh god no! I said she is stupid. HR... Me: There's no past tense with that one."

"Sex positions for tiny dicks Fuck, this isn't google. **How do I get this off of here?**"

"I got kicked out of the hospital tonight. Apparently the sign ""Stroke Patients Here"" meant something different."

"I WISH I WERE PAC-MAN SO WHEN I GOT UPSET I COULD EAT SOME CHERRIES & EVERYONE AROUND ME WOULD TURN INTO GHOSTS"

"If there isn't a Chinese millionaire that's changed their name to Cha Ching, then I don't see the point of money."

"How do you make an ant huge Add ""eleph"""

"what do you get when one rapper eats another? FOOD CHAINZZZ!!"

"My toddler eats with her right hand but is ambidextrous when it comes to total destruction."