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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a dead baby float? -2 scoops vanilla icecream -2 scoops baby -Add rootbeer and serve"

"Why don't arabs play monopoly with jews? Because jews constantly buy property over the arabs' already bought property"

"My dvd got a scratch... so i used sandpaper to smooth it out"

"Why do Jewish people have big noses? Air is free"

"What's the best part about getting a puppy? Getting new shoes every week."

"Facebook should add a hug and kiss button that way people can have a little foreplay before getting poked."

"I got a $100 bill tattooed on my penis.... My girlfriend asked why I did it, and I told her 'well you're always asking for money to blow...'"

"What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book? Where The Wildlings Are"

"My new dentist called me back in to make another mold of my teeth. Needless to say he made a terrible 1st impression."

"What's red and is bad for your teeth? A brick"