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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell an Italian has a flat tire? Diego wop wop wop ."

"If you are anti-abortion... Are you pro youth-in-asia?"

"Conversations get real after midnight. 11:59 pm - ""I love ramen noodles"" 12:01am - ""I feel like I can trust you. I killed a man once"""

"What do you call an entertaining female's tone of voice? A fun gal inflection You're welcome"

"Santa is always jolly, he knows where the naughty girls live."

"I met a Japanese mathematician yesterday Japanese Mathematician: ""Acknowledge my presence, zero"" Me: ""Can you elaborate in mathematical terms?"" Japanese Mathematician: ""Notice me sin(pi)"""

"If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with two people is called a twosome... then I know why people call you handsome."

"I hate it when candidates put signs on your lawn without even asking your permission. Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy? And what is he running for?"

"My ex-wife is like Barbie... The bitch has everything."

"Who named their company after your dick? Bill Gates."