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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever heard a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Probably not. The P is silent."

"What does a sick ninja practice? kung flu"

"Sex is like Math. Add a bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and pray you don't Multiply!"

"What's the difference between Martin Luther King and Donald Trump? Martin Luther King had a dream and Donald Trump is a nightmare."

"Hey girl, what is your sine? It must be pi/2 because you are the one."

"It funny that when it's black on white, it's a crime. When it it's white on black, it's a hate crime."

"Saw a police officer dressed as a pilot today & thought it was weird. Then I realized he must be one of those ""plane clothes cops."""

"Tarzan walk into his wife making dolma.. He then shouts: How many times I told you not to touch my underwear?!?!"

"Called my wife a whore I called my wife a whore once during sex. She made me pay for that afterwards."

"What did 50 Cent say when Dr. Dre gave him a sweater? ""Gee, you knit?"""