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Joke of the Day

"""Since you both claim to be this infant's mother, we'll cut the baby in half."" OK. Sounds reasonable. ""Y...uh, alright then. Let's do this."""

"I was in the park wondering why a frisby looks bigger the closer it gets And then it hit me."

"Why do ducks have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !"

"what's the difference between a vagina and your joke? Nothing. They both stink!"

"7 days without a pun... Makes one weak."

"Twilight werewolf Taylor Lautner turns 18 today. That makes him 126 in dog years so, unfortunately, we're going to have to put him to sleep."

"What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper? ""I find your lack of steak disturbing."""

"I don't like rape jokes... they feel kinda forced."

"List of food it's okay to eat with your hands: - corn on the cob - chicken wings - ribs - hamburgers - spaghetti at your in-laws"

"First Post Knock knock Who's there? Immigration, let's go."