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Joke of the Day
"Just found out my wife is a dolphin in a wig."
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"What do you get if you breed a hedgehog and a grass snake? *Interbreed. A meter of barbed wire. It's funnier in Russian"
"Made this up two days ago: What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him? I have Grey Poupon me"
"Yo momma Is so ugly, she has masturbate with a bag over her head."
"Just cause something is your middle name doesn't mean you do it all the time. My middle name is sexhaver. Lol ok, bad example, but"
"What does a nosy pepper do? Get jalapeno business."
"[first date] HER: I really like you ME: I like you too HER: So did you bring protection? ME: *gesturing to my bodyguard* Yeah, this is Tony"
"What is small furry and smells like bacon? A hamster."
"What do you call a prostitue from Maui? ""Hana Ho"""
"How come NASCAR drivers don't get along with each other? Because they're racists. (Race-ists)"