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Joke of the Day

"Whats the V in DVD stand for? Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)"

"Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"

"Did you here about the man who was diagnosed with Parkinson's. He was pretty shaken up about it."

"An old joke, regardless its still hilarious. A cheetah would never cheat on his wife. But a Tiger Would."

"All my potato stored... in /r/LatviaPotatoStore."

"I farted in front of a Jewish friend He got offended but i said "" c'mon a little gas never killed anybody"""

"What do you call the annual cat beauty pageant? The adora-bowl."

"One man's hoe is probably another man's hoe too."

"I was just minding my own, listening to some Led Zeppelin, and this girl asked if it was Nickelback and now there's so much blood everywhere"

"Having the worst day ever. All traffic lights I passed were green so I had to stop on the side of the road to check my Facebook."