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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room? You washer and dryer."
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"What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner? All rice, all rice, all rice"
"What does a ninja use to measure someone's pulse A **stealthoscope**"
"I'm bringing sexy back. Apparently there was a misunderstanding and I never should have been allowed to purchase it in the first place."
"Masturbation should be considered a craft... as it is 100% hand made."
"To all the men out there without ponytails: What are you afraid of? SUCCESS???"
"My grandpa said that my generation relies too much on technology So I said ""No, your generation relies too much on technology."" And I unplugged his life support."
"Two babys at the birth ward... ...one baby says to the other.""i'm a boy"" to with the other reply:""how do you know?"". the first baby pulls the blanket to the side and says:""look i got blue socks on"""
"Smells like carrots. Q: What is invisible and smells like carrots? A: Bunny farts."
"is your name melissa? ""yes"" are you married? ""to you sadly"" yes or no please ""yes"" do you like the lie detector I bought for your birthday?"