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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a dollar and Lebron James? Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34"

"How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb? You don't know man, you weren't there!"

"If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?"

"What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke? Yours"

"I like winter.. ..it's cooler than summer"

"I decided to watch The Conjuring alone in a dark apartment and now I'm not allowed to make my own decisions anymore."

"Jesus only had 12 followers, also one sold him out to die and another unfollowed Him right before He died. So I guess I'm not doing too bad."

"There is nothing worse that realizing the vacation you planned is going to be the same week as her period."

"The Ottoman Empire... Really loved to put their feet up. (such a bad bad joke)"

"No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation."