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Joke of the Day

"No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation."

"Wanted to be a Karmania?! it is so much easy to have comment karmas than having 1 simple link karma"

"I ate an optimist once... But I couldn't keep him down."

"What do you call a room full of psychics? A scam!"

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it was pizza."

"No Olympian will ever be better at medaling than the gang on Scooby Doo."

"Me: Did you use my highlighter? 2-year-old: Me: 2: Me: 2: No. Apparently she's always been neon yellow."

"I never got why nice guys don't get all the girls... I mean they do finish last, I thought girls liked that."

"People are like snowflakes: I can't talk to them."

"A snake walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""How did you do that?"""