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Joke of the Day
"What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke? Yours"
Next Joke
"What do Zack Snyder and The Jonestown Massacre have in common? Sucker Punch."
"Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck."
"Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise."
"They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer.... So I threw Dave off a cliff just in case it was him."
"What do you call a guy that's lost his car? Carlos"
"I was asked who my favorite x-men was. I guess Caitlyn Jenner wasn't a good answer"
"There are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary code and those who not"
"I think I could get behind Trump... 's wife."
"I like my wine like I like my women Stored in a dark basement till they're 5 years old"