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Joke of the Day

"Don't be fooled by looks, butterflies taste just like moths."

"What do you call a Chameleon that cant change colors? A reptile dysfunction..."

"How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they like to keep the mods in the dark."

"My friend said he'll shave his hair for the first time in forever... I told him it was a....*bold* move."

"You guys hear about the antique shop owner who liked to have anonymous sex with menstruating women? Nobody could tell which period his dick was from."

"It's not my farting that bothers my wife, it's me yelling ""Release the Kraken!!"" right before I do it."

"Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking the piss out of the knickers."

"I'll vote for whichever presidential candidate promises to end the banter before two people announce who won an Emmy."

"Whats the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeves"

"A midget psychic escaped prison today... Authorities claim there's a small medium at large."