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Joke of the Day
"I had to study a book on the human digestive system today.... The ending was shit"
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"Why do fencers make terrible Redditors? They always riposte."
"Did anyone see the new Irish gay pornstar? His name is Ryan Fitzpatrick"
"Little Kid: wanna hear a joke? Me: life is meaningless without death Little Kid: why did the chicken cro- wait what?"
"What's the similarity between a smart employee and a perfect volleyball hit? They're both fine assets!"
"I forgot to go to the gym again today. That's like 8 years in a row now."
"Forgive me, for I have sinned. Same time tomorrow?"
"I finally got my crush wet.. She got mad at me because i stole her umbrella"
"What happened to the broken down frog? It got **toad** away!"
"Your momma is so fat.... She ate the internet"