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Joke of the Day
"Why are asprins white? Because they work."
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"A study has shown that women are better than men at driving in fog.. Well of course they are. They're not looking where they're going."
"It must be 1929... Because my econ homework has me in a severe depression."
"And Jesus said unto Peter, ""Come forth and you shall receive eternal glory"" But Peter came fifth, and won only a toaster."
"Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes."
"Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?"
"Well it's that time of year again when the 80 a week I invest in child maintenance finally pays off by providing me with a pair of fucking socks."
"What is the deadliest volcano? Mount Kill-a-man-jaro"
"Hey, are you a broadleaved deciduous hardwood tree? BIRCH I MIGHT BE"
"Why did the duck get arrested? because he was smoking quack!"