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Joke of the Day

"What type of matter can be both a solid and a liquid? Fecal matter It can also be plasma if you poop on the sun....can also be a gas if you fart. Also can be dinner if your hungry."

"I'm addicted to poverty If my bank account has money in it I suffer withdrawal."

"What do you call a promiscuous egg? Humped-me Dumped-me"

"Velcro.. ..What a rip off."

"Ha ha A little bit ask his mom for a quarter she said for what he said for being good she said why don't you be good for nothing like your daddy. Lol"

"A butcher married a baker and had a kid who grew up to be what? Fat."

"I remember... when I used to be really nostalgic. Those were the days."

"Boy to his Girlfriend: Can you tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.... Girl: You have the largest penis among your friends."

"Wood Tits A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line, wooden tit?"

"What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener? Water me lawn"