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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the pregnant horse sing? Because she was getting a little hoarse"
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"If I pay $40 for a haunted house I better die"
"What do you call a Canadian singer eating French mustard on the roof? Ceiling Dijon."
"I love killing for fun ""Sociopath! Arrest him!"" I mean I love hunting ""Why didn't you say so my good man, want to kill together sometime?"""
"My wife told me to find someone else if anything ever happened to her so I don't know why she got pissed when she found my ""prospects"" list."
"Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window? He read that it was an invisible solid."
"My wife mentioned that she couldn't remember if she took her anti-anxiety medication. I asked if she was worried about it?"
"In New York, people are paying up to $100 for a ""cronut,"" which is croissant/donut. We call these people ""midiots,"" which is a moron/idiot."
"Acid is like a woman. A good one will eat right through your pants."
"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you can't pick your friend's nose"