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Joke of the Day

"Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? I still have to get up and take the disc out. It's like having a remote to open the fridge"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Avery ! Avery who ? Avery time I come to your house we go through this !"

"How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him."

"What's great about Trumps' little hands? Objects may appear larger when being held."

"Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?"

"This tag on my panties has been tickling my ass all morning, I was gonna cut it off but I'm lonely"

"What do you tell your bird when it doesn't want to urinate? Pee cock!"

"Father: Don't you feel better now that you've gone to the dentist? Son: Sure do. He wasn't in."

"A woman says to her husband... A woman says to her husband, ""I'm sick and tired of you pushing me around, and talking behind my back."" The husband says, ""but honey you're in a wheelchair."""

"My girlfriend let me try anal with her. It made my whole day! But it made her hole weak."