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Joke of the Day

"Mike Pence doesn't believe in science But he wants to use electricity to turn fruits into vegetables"

"If she says, ""I'm OK,"" you're fine. If she says, ""I'm Fine,"" You're not OK."

"Why can't blind people bungee jump? Because it scares the fuck out of the dogs."

"What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer"

"Tower: Cannot read you say again! Pilot: Again!"

"What is blue and lies by the seabed? Probably not a planned child."

"Apparently, I just ate 39 servings of Tic - Tacs."

"What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals? The Dark Knightrogen"

"Where did Jimmy go after the explosion? Everywhere."

"There's awkward, and then there's listening to a man try to have a conversation with his hairdresser."