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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dwarf without a mouth? Short for words."
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"Why is imgur down? It was over *cat*pacity."
"Someday you'll wake up with Mark Zuckerberg in your bed because you neglected to uncheck a box."
"What does an alcoholic neckbeard drink for breakfast? M'mosa"
"""Avocado Kedavra"" -Harry Potter before tuning his enemies into guacamole"
"Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday? To watch Dablooney Toons!"
"The key to a healthy sex life... ...also opens the back door."
"Say what you want about pedophiles At least they drive slowly near schools"
"Making Zombies Moist delete"
"Before drinking an ""energy drink"", pause to consider this: How are you going to use that extra energy to better serve Christ?"