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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to take a grad level Psych class on Freud, in my sophomore year. But the professor wouldn't let me. She said I was too Jung"

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"My phone doesn't auto capitalize the 'G' in god but it auto capitalizes the 'K' in Kevin. So now I worship Kevin."
"Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if your name was Mweauuuuuaoooeeo"
"I went into a convenience store today... I asked the shop keeper if they sell stationery there. He replied no, they're allowed to move around."
"Nesta Carter was asked how he felt after winning a gold medal alongside Usain Bolt. ""That was dope!"""
"When you walk through the valley of the shadow of death, it means you've been using Apple Maps."
"So, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, right? I guess that's when the books started getting *dead Sirius*"
"Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children."
"How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb? She says, ""Daddy, I want a new apartment."""
"What did the golden male connector said when he plugged himself into the female Sorry, i couldn't resist"