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Joke of the Day
"Why were all the numbers afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9."
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"Every girl I bring home is unemployed, drunk and on drugs. I'm starting to think that whole ""opposites attract"" thing is bullshit."
"Autocorrect turned your lynch mob into a lunch mob? Maybe if you ate something you wouldn't be so angry."
"I once ate an entire pack of rope I shit you knot."
"Buddy Valastro wears too much makeup. He seriously cakes it on. aaaaaand I'm leaving so fast I forgot my shoes."
"So this lady says: ""Would both of you guys do me at the same time?... ...come on, I double dog dare you."""
"What is afraid of pussy? Mice, what else?"
"Siracha The only cock that makes a straight man's mouth water."
"A Day in Court"
"Did you hear about the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."