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Joke of the Day
"What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics? Having legs."
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"Me: Check out that car. It has 400 horses. 5-year-old: Where does all the poop go?"
"Brain: Compliment her eyes Me: Yeah? Brain: Trust me ""YOUR EYES ARE BLUE LIKE BLUEBERRIES & THEY'RE PROBABLY SQUISHY TOO."" Brain: Perfect!"
"How many online courses are offered by the senior learning center? None. They're old school."
"The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. "
"u kno how we have burger king do u think in italy they have spaghetti king"
"""It's a boy!"" I shouted, as I ran from the Thai brothel."
"I'm really sorry to hear about Donald Trump Nothing happened to him. I'm just sorry to hear about him."
"How often do chemists use HIO4? periodically"
"If I ever get arrested, my one phone call will be to the police station to do a bomb scare. I'm not spending the night there."