181254

Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Craig ! Craig who ? Craig in the wall !"

"My friend works at the morgue and apparently tonight is open mike night."

"Race jokes are all the same Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal!"

"[DARK HUMOUR] What do you call a fat baby? Quite a mouthful."

"A joke from Finland Q: What doesn't fit in your butt, and doesn't buzz? A: A Russian butt buzzer."

"Bee. The reason he needs an epi pen."

"My wife is kind to strangers, she stopped an old lady from buying evaporated milk... ..., and told her it was just an empty can."

"- What do you think about the coming battle General? - God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it? - To find out who is the loser."

"Next month on the 13th, the date will be 13/13/13."

"Go to a fancy restaurant. Order the lobster. Order it alive. When it comes, order food for your new pet lobster. Then take lobster home."