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Joke of the Day

"Two Trump supporters are walking side by side. After a while, one asks the other ""Can I walk in the middle now?"""

"White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do. We do it in schools, because we have class."

"What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."

"Sorry you didn't win Best Picture, ""Mad Max: Fury Road,"" but if Trump wins the election, you can re-submit for ""Best Documentary."""

"The wise sage asked him, ""If you take money out of the equation, what activity in life would thrill you the most. What's your passion?"" ""Fantasy football"""

"Every time someone tells a bulimia joke... Every time someone tells a bulimia joke I throw up in disgust. Please keep them coming."

"What do you call an alligator that wears a vest? An investigator."

"Did you hear about the awesome new Corey Hart cover of Sunglasses at Night? By Stevie Wonder."

"How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches."

"What did the 1 gay guy say to the other gay guy in a bar? Can I push in your stool."