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Joke of the Day

"Are you the new English teacher? Yes I are."

"Just finished up some dusting. And by dusting I mean I blew on a shelf and then sneezed 6 times in a row."

"1000 ip !! Hey summoners, Today I reached exactly 1000 ip. yours sincerely, Baqiwaqi"

"Hub: What's this? Me: A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in & I'm a little closer to freedom. Hub: *puts $100 in* Me:..."

"Right before our Grandpa died we covered his back in butter. He went downhill pretty quickly after that."

"We all know the old saying ""I named my dick 'The Truth' cause bitches can't handle it..."" I call mine ""The Plea Bargain"" cause ladies only take it as a last resort."

"[faulty megaphone] LISTEN MAN, I {dont} THINK YOU SHOULD DO IT. THERE'S {no} HOPE IF YOU DO. [bangs megaphone on hand] JUST {dont} KILL THEM"

"What is the KKK's favorite soup? Clan chowder"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo on me."

"What do you call an angry German? sauerkraut! (sour kraut)"