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Joke of the Day

"Aardvarks aare so aanoying. Aalmost everything theyre aasociated with is aanoying. I get Aangry just thinking aabout them. Aalso Aarons."

"Bought sneakers from my drug dealer Idk what he laced them with, but I been trippin for hours"

"ELI5: What is it like to mod r/news? This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment."

"A man was stabbed in the stomach in an alley... he was gonna punch him back, but he didn't have the guts."

"Illiterates won't understand this joke."

"What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin? Evo-lotion."

"I have a joke Susan Boyle"

"A joke this subreddit will love What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth? When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue."

"I only eat mean animals: shark, crocodile, jerk chicken, etc."

"Did i ever tell you the story about how I climed mount everest? I made it up"