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Joke of the Day

"Wanna Hear a Joke My Ex-wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER... Ge-Get because marriage is such a terrible thing. -Grucle Stan"

"Where do muslims go when they die? To the ethereal startrek convention."

"What do you call an average ogre? Mediogre."

"Life without you is like a broken pencil Doesn't fucking matter to me"

"An excerpt from my self help book, ""How to Get Rich Quick"" Chapter 1: Write a self help book about how to get rich quick The End"

"Trying to act like I tripped on purpose has become something of a full time job."

"what does 'B' in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for ?"

"Yes, I said I was sorry and that I'd do anything to win you back. But that was before you told me you needed a ride to the airport at 5am."

"Why do you call a Mexican midget a paragraph? ...because he's too short to be called an essay."

"- much ado about nothing - 2 much 2 nothing - much ado 3: toyko drift - much nothing - much 5 - much ado 6 - nothing 7"