201399

Joke of the Day

"Top colleges are now offering a bachelors for mens hairdressing... ...but they call it ""manscape architecture"""

"I know I'm in trouble when the voice in my head starts using my middle name"

"I was looking at my phone and tripped over the dog and we're both laying in the floor looking at my phone."

"If you eat a pregnant girls food, you're required to have the baby for her"

"A Nobel prize winner posts to Reddit... (Fart sounds)"

"My friend Eric is having some real issues and shit is real bad for him... He's constipated"

"My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much... What a stupid thing to Fallout 4."

"The Pope is resigning. He will soon be known as Ex-Benedict."

"You want to hear the best joke ever? Repost"

"There are two types of people in this world: those who can extrapolate from an incomplete dataset, and"